Not everyone can become an excellent culinary specialist. If some can cook masterpieces, then for others to fry eggs is already a feat. But there are also people who just let in the kitchen is already a risk. And when they start to cook something, you need to shout "guard" and run for the fire extinguisher.
1. "Do you think this can be considered a medium fire or is it already big?"
2. "This is my family recipe: on the one hand, pasta is boiled, and on the other, it is fried!"
3. "Rice is somehow frighteningly peeking out of the pan … How would he not take over my kitchen!"
4. “Damn borscht! Musya, it seems you and I will remain bachelors! "
5. "The oven could not stand my talent!"
6. "Uh-uh, it was written on the Internet that the cupcake will remain in the mug!"
7. "Nothing, we will scrape off the crust and you can eat!"
8. “Here's another, cut! If you have teeth, you will chew! "
9. "Expensive, but in the picture the sushi looked different …"
10. “Children, take the knives and scrape them off! Remember, what is the most delicious at the bottom of the oven! "
11. "Mark yourself somewhere, this was my first culinary experience!"
12. “Ah-ah, is this the kettle that works without fire? What didn't you say before? "
13. "Probably not worth it to interfere so actively …"
14. "I knew that aliens existed and one of them climbed into my eggs!"
15. "And should it burn like that?"
16. How could you spoil the finished pizza?
17. “Oh, and here are the glasses! And I keep wondering where they have gone! "
Continuing the humorous theme 17 people who think they know what luxury and beautiful life looks like.